I don’t need glasses. I have great vision. My hearing? Questionable, but I see pretty well. So, why do I wear fake glasses? Is it because I wanted to hop on a trend? I want to come across as smarter, or older? Is it because I’m a poser? Sure, I suppose those could all be true. The thing is, I work in retail, and it can be cutthroat dealing with customers at times. I feel like wearing glasses makes me come across as more mature. If they think I’m a nerd, then I must be pretty decent at my job, right? To be honest, I like the look, but let me make a confession. I don’t enjoy wearing glasses. I think they increase the glare from lights at work, and they decrease my peripheral vision. I guess that’s the price a poser pays. Judge me.

$45 from urban outfitters.
Other style available. H&M has a good selection as well.